dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

How to deal with a homophobe/transphobe

bootyguarcl:

  • Boil water
  • Pour boiling water over them

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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thx for the memories

thx for the memories

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

Nicki Minaj attends ‘The other woman’ premiere

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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